Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(586): View more from Michigan

Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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(407): View more from Florida

sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.

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(949): View more from California

... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs

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(408): View more from California

No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard

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(815): View more from Illinois

He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."

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