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  i don't plan on having that self control this summer

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• (917): View more from New York City

  you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Her vagina smelled like bad decisions

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.

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  I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?

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