it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
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