Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
