I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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