I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I wish i was in the wii world.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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