Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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