: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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