He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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