When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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