Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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