How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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