ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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