As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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