I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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