Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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