that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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