I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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