This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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