I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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