Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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