I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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