I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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