Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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ttyl tear gas
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize