She's JV to your varsity
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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