Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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