Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
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Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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