Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
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He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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