This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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