Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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