Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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