his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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