Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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