she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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