just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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