yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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