how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.