What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.