the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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