I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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