I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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