Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Did I show you my penis last night?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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