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the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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