Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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