The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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