oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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