I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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