That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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