I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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