Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I touched a dick in church today
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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