I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You are a genius and a whore.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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