Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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