i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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