I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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