So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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